What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 13:08

Octopussy
Dr No
-J W Pepper
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Is it okay for my husband to help other ladies without telling me?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-All the bad guys are black.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Where do high school kids get weed from?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Diamonds Are Forever
Has anyone shared his wife with a friend? How was it?
-”Ah so!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Why is Tiananmen Square censored?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Why am I dreaming of people I've never seen before?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Moonraker
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
What is the irony of life according to you?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Goldfinger
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
From Russia With Love
You Only Live Twice
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
A View to a Kill
Live and Let Die
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
The Man with the Golden Gun